I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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