super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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