we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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