Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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