I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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