I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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