Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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