love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
