What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I have post one night stand depression
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