a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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