I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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