Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
