Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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