Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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