Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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