hell yes lets make some ravioli
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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