You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
