and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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