i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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