I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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