Already got asked if we're dating
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I supernannyed him into submission
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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