So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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