Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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