I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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