ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
someone owes me an orgasm
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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