I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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