Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
