Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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