Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
