I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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