Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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