D3 body, D1 cock
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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