Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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