i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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