So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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