at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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