This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm sobbing to NWA
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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