I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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