Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Randomize
