Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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