normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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