he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
