Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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