Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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