I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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