then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm both gender and math confused
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