It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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