I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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