don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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