I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Shame is for Republicans.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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