Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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